1 people made lists of their Top Reasons Danny is a Bastard. The following list is compiled based on their entries, and is ordered according to our exclusive ranking formulae.
- Always hiding his murderous rage behind his quiet, calm demeanor
- Refuses to grace the world with his gift for rap
- Keeps stealing my imaginary girlfriends
- Won't tell me what he puts in that really awesome soup he makes
- I mean come on, it's just soup, not stealth technology or anything
- Constantly mentioning how giant his donger is