1 people made lists of their Top worst things about being a surfer. The following list is compiled based on their entries, and is ordered according to our exclusive ranking formulae.
  1. paddling out
  2. wiping out
  3. the 80's are over
  4. when your bonfire gets water on it. lame!
  5. friends refuse to tell the teacher you're surfing, surfing USA
  6. all sentences end in 'whoa'
  7. sand in your shorts
  8. the low journalistic standards of Pure Stoke magazine
  9. misunderstanding the proper use of Zog's sex wax