1 people made lists of their Top Fucked up Shit Matt's done. The following list is compiled based on their entries, and is ordered according to our exclusive ranking formulae.
- Staring at Hamilton Alexander's enourmous Freedom-loving junk
- Stealing Knells's girl
- Framing OJ
- Being born
- WTC Bombing ('93)
- Staring at Knells in his underpants puking on the bathroom floor
- WTC Bombing (2001)