1 people made lists of their Top conditions for the ideal girlfriend, as defined by the modern pop song. The following list is compiled based on their entries, and is ordered according to our exclusive ranking formulae.
  1. must be willing to swim out past the breakers, watch the world die
  2. too sexy for shirt
  3. gotta get with my friends
  4. 36, 24, 36, 5'' 3'
  5. available eight days a week
  6. wears short skirt, long jacket
  7. must be willing to show me how to do that trick (the one that makes me scream)
  8. must be older, so we don't have to wait so long
  9. brings me mexican food from sombrero's, just because