Patrick Invincible's Top 6 Reasons Danny is a Bastard (3/5 based on 2 votes) *
- Always hiding his murderous rage behind his quiet, calm demeanor
- Refuses to grace the world with his gift for rap
- Keeps stealing my imaginary girlfriends
- Won't tell me what he puts in that really awesome soup he makes
- I mean come on, it's just soup, not stealth technology or anything
- Constantly mentioning how giant his donger is
Comments regarding this list:
| User | Date | Comment |
| Danny Kryptonite | 02/18/2004 8:01pm | i want to hate this list, but it's pretty funny |